CAN I HAVE THIS WHAT IS THIS I WANT THIS THIS IS BEAUTIFUL KAJGFDJLKSDHFJLKDJFLKHDSFLK
IT’S ON MY DASH AGAIN YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i couldnt place it for the first few seconds and i was like I KNOW THIS
I KNOW THIS
and then it hit me oh my fucking god
WHAT IS THIS SONG?
HOLY SHIT, I THINK I JUST HAD AN EARGASM!
He and I have so much in common.
HE TALKS ABOUT GANDALF
MOTHS DO HAVE THAT RESIDUE SHIT MAN
I BELIEVE HIS TRAGIC STORY OF WOE
AND OMFG HIS POSTERS
I CAN’T EVEN
Mass Effect 3 - by Alex Rodway
Only critique - WHERE THE HELL IS TALI.
Alistair: Why do you always go on about how stupid I am? I’m not stupid. Am I?
Morrigan: If you need to ask the question…
Alistair: Because it hurts my manly feelings, you know? Or one of them.
Morrigan: Then I’ll be sure to write you an apology once all of this is over.
Alistair: I was educated by the Chantry; I studied history. They don’t make stupid templars.
Morrigan: Then I must’ve been mistaken. I’m VERY impressed.
Alistair: No you’re not. You’re not even listening to me.
Morrigan: My… you are smarter than you look, after all. Your Chantry must’ve been very proud.
Art Student Hand-Illuminates, Binds a Copy of Tolkien’s Silmarillion
German art student Benjamin Harff decided for his exam at the Academy of Arts to do something only slightly ambitious — to hand-illuminate and bind a copy of J.R.R. Tolkien’s Silmarillion. It took him six months of work. In very 21st century elvish-monk style, he hand-illuminated the text which had been printed on his home Canon inkjet printer. He worked with a binder to assemble the resulting book. (Source)
Dear guy who just made my burrito:
Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients from one end to the other, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layers lengthwise. That way, every bite has a chance of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM TO GET TO LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans cannot usually dislocate their jaws to accommodate such methods. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito and not a multi-stage rocket to the planet Fucking Disgustingupiter.
And guess what else? You can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from end to end and back again and DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer this nonsense. You and I already know this tortilla was made to maintain its physical integrity for thirty seconds once touched. There just isn’t time for me to do your job.
There also isn’t apparently time for you to do yours.
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe.
(Picture found here.)
I am crying laughing at my desk and my co-workers think I am insane. They are correct but still.
The internet has a winner people.
Dead at Rancor.
This rant is made of so much win.
That’s right, it’s a 38 foot wide human transmutation circle! Took four hours and two buckets of chalk, completed by me and my two buddies in my cul-de-sac. Covered in chalk and asphalt from head to toe, and neighbors may or may not think we are satan worshippers. Worth it? I think yes.
OH. MY. GOD. SO MUCH SPAZ RIGHT NOW. I HOPE IT NEVER RAINS THERE lol oh god I adore fma
Oh my GOD that is epic.
gotta color this nonsense.
Seriously, everything you draw is so bloody motherfucking amazing. This is gonna sound retarded, but look at that balcony! LOOK AT IT! It’s so beautiful. I’ll never be able to draw a building like that. And the flowy dress and the movement and the expressions GAWD.