July 2011
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“I totally had this intimidating guy walk into the shop and buy knives. But then...”
– My Sister
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*I'm driving my brother home in the car.*
Me: So you want a job. Hmmm. Well, you know you might have to shave, right?
Brother: I don't want to! I look like a pedophile when I shave!
Me: What the-!? Okay, first of all, that's bullshit. Second of all... no. I'm just going to go with that one point. Bullshit.
Brother: No seriously. I look like a pedophile.
Me: No you don't. Do you look at yourself for like 12 hours a day? Because I do. I see you all the time, and you only like look at yourself for like 5 minutes in the mirror at most. If you're a total narcissist.
Brother: It's really annoying that you keep telling me I that I should change my opinion on how I feel. Let me think what I want. Like, the time I said I was little overweight, and you were like commanding me to stop thinking I was fat.
Me: I do command! You aren't fat, not even a little bit!
*We pull into the driveway.*
Brother: I'm out of shape. I need to gain some more muscle mass...
Me: No. No you don't.
Brother: Why won't you just let me think what I want?
Me: Because it's stupid?
Brother: No it's not, I'm-
*I slam on the breaks and turn to give him a crazy look. It's only a tiny bit dramatic because we're in the driveway going 15 mph.*
Me: MUTANT. AND PROUD.
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Gears of War BOARD GAME →
Say whaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAT!?
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let's go and throw ourselves through a tree.:... →
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shadowlark:
I just watched Becoming Jane and blubbered like a baby. I kept asking “But why?” and rocking back and forth. I haven’t cried for a movie in a long time. Why can’t there be a happy ending?!
My current state:
You’re not alone… you’re not alone.
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ellensama:
Barbra Streisand (Erik Charles...
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Reblog if your able to find something wrong in...
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Becoming Jane
I just finished watching Becoming Jane. THIS IS YOUR WARNING. THERE ARE VAGUE SPOILERS AHEAD.
I thought the film was rather good, (And no, not just because James McAvoy was in it. Shut up.) and I’m usually not the type to really get into romantic flicks, so that’s saying something. It was all rather dandy and fun until I got to probably the last ten minutes and realized what exactly...
Reblog if you're forever awkward.
I’ve even been described as “delightfully awkward” by my sister’s boyfriend. I commented to him that I hoped I was more delightful than awkward, but he suggested that it was really more of the latter.
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Reblog if all your perfect men are either taken,...
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